How Can We Lose When We're So

I Despise Those Shallow Religious Comics. Dennis The Menace, For Instance, Is The Most Shallow. When They Show Him Praying - I Just Can't Stand That Sort Of Thing, Talking To God About Some Cutesy Thing That He'd Done During The Day. I Don't Think Hank Ketcham Has Any Deep Knowledge Of Things Like That.

Why Can't We Get All The People Together In The World That We Really Like And Then Just Stay Together? I Guess That Wouldn't Work. Someone Would Leave. Someone Always Leaves. Then We Would Have To Say Good-bye. I Hate Good-byes. I Know What I Need. I Need More Hellos.

I Fall In Love With Any Girl Who Smells Of Library Paste.

Beauty Tips - How To Look Younger: Don't Be Born So Soon.

What's This? That Little Red-haired Girl Dropped Her Pencil... Gee... It's Got Teeth Marks All Over It... She Nibbles Her Pencil... She's Human!