Love Is A Deception And A Trap.

When Every Piece Of Furniture And Your Underwear Are Taken By The Bank, When You Lose Your House In Florida, In New York, In Amsterdam And L.a., When Your Wife Is Dying And Your Son Abandons You, You Don't Feel Very Good.

Married Sex Is Like Being Awake During Your Own Autopsy. It Is Root Canal Work Without Anesthetic.

There Is A Cliche That Men Want Their Women To Be Ladies In Public And Hookers Behind Closed Doors. I Want My Woman To Be The Sharper Image Robot So That She Can Be Turned Off.

Our Stock In Trade Is Raw, Flailing Sex.

For Me, The Church Is The Enemy.