Lots Of People Would Be As Cowardly

He Found That He Had This Sudden Desperate Longing For The Fuming, Smoky Streets Of Ankh-morpork, Which Was Always At Its Best In The Spring, When The Gummy Sheen On The Turbid Waters Of The Ankh River Had A Special Iridescence And The Eaves Were Full Of Birdsong, Or At Least Birds Coughing Rhythmically

There Are Times When Phrases Such As 'totally Astonished' Just Don't Do The Job. I Am Of Course Delighted And Honoured And, Needless To Say, Flabbergasted.

Some Shadows Are So Long, They Arrive Before The Light.

If You Try To To Take My Bananas From Me, I Will Reclaim Them From Your Cold Dead Hands.

Where's My Cow? Are You My Cow?