I Have No Use For People Who

I Don't Think I've Drunk Enough Beer To Understand That.

By The Time You've Reached Your Sixties, You Do Know That One Day You Will Die, And Knowing That Is At Least The Beginning Of Wisdom.

They Looked At One Another In Incomprehension, Two Minds Driving Opposite Ways Up A Narrow Street And Waiting For The Other Man To Reverse First.

The Trouble With Having An Open Mind, Of Course, Is That People Will Insist On Coming Along And Trying To Put Things In It.

It's A Terrible Thing For A Man When His Woman Gangs Up On Him Wi' A Toad