Look At You! You Look Like Rangeman

Do You Have Someone Watching Her House?” (stephanie) “that Kind Of Surveillance Only Happens In The Movies. We’re So Underbudgeted We’re One Step Away From Holding Bake Sales To Pay For Toilet Paper. (morelli)

Since I Can Barely Write Two Books A Year The Best Solution Seems To Be Co-author Projects. My Goal Isn't To Get Another Writer To Clone Me... It's More To Produce A Book That Shares My Vision Of Positive, Fun Entertainment.

I Like My Nuts," Mooner Said. "i Don't Want Them Cut Off. I'd Be, Like, Nutless Then.

You Know What This Is?" Lula Said. "this Here's Plane Rage." Plane Rage Isn't Allowed. It Got Taken Off The Allowed Activities List Along With Eating. If You Make A Scene They'll Hual You Off In Leg Irons." Stephanie Said. I'm Tired Of Being Stapped In Here, Too," Lula Said. "this Seat Belt's Too Tight And It's Giving Me Gas." Anything Else?" There's No Movie.

I Don't Want My Readers Slowed Down By Long Passages Of Narrative.