Logic Is One Thing And Commonsense Another.

Writers Seldom Write The Things They Think. They Simply Write The Things They Think Other Folks Think They Think.

A Man Who Marries A Woman To Educate Her Falls Victim To The Same Fallacy As The Woman Who Marries A Man To Reform Him.

Old Ways Will Always Remain Unless Some One Invents A New Way And Then Lives And Dies For It

The Ineffable Joy Of Forgiving And Being Forgiven Forms An Ecstasy That Might Well Arouse The Envy Of The Gods.

The Man Who Doesn't Relax And Hoot A Few Hoots Voluntarily, Now And Then, Is In Great Danger Of Hooting Hoots And Standing On His Head For The Edification Of The Pathologist And Trained Nurse, A Little Later On.