Liza Is In The Tabloids Almost As

My Mother Should Have Been Jewish. She Could Have Taught A Class On How To Induce Guilt.

I Think Every Show I Do, Whether I Am Doing Eight Shows A Week Of A Broadway Show... I Think, "that's A Show I'll Never Get Back"... I Go Home At Night And I Think To Myself, "that Was My Favorite".

I Have Spent Much Of My Adult Life Flinching With Pain As I Tried To Pull Out The Threads That Bound The Shadows Of My Past To Me.

Instead Of Joyfully Looking Forward To My Birth, My Mother Began Systematically Preparing For Her Own Death. She Was Fatalistic.

The Only Difference Between The Bel Air Of The '90s And The Bel Air Of My Childhood Is That Now The Nannies Are Latina Instead Of British, And The Cars European Instead Of American