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Never Discuss Scientology With The Critic. Just Discuss His Or Her Crimes, Known And Unknown.

All Men Have Inalienable Rights To Think Freely, To Talk Freely, To Write Freely Their Own Opinions And To Counter Or Utter Or Write Upon The Opinions Of Others.

Actually, Have You Ever Noticed How A Negro, In Particular Down South, Where They're Pretty Close To The Soil, Personifies Mest? The Gatepost And The Wagon And The Whip And Anything Around There-a Hat. They Talk To Them, You Know. "what'sa Mattuh Wi' You Hat?" They Imbue Them With Personality.

There Is No Madder Nation Than Japan. ... And That Nation Has The Highest Rate Of Suicide, Has The Highest Rate Of Thick-lens Glasses And Did The Most Suicidal Trick A Few Years Ago. It's The Doggonedest Country.

The Only Time Anyone Has Ever Gotten Into Serious Trouble Was When He Decided He Could Do Nothing About Something.