Live Well - Respire Frequently.

A Good Marriage Can Be Ruined By Poor Communications - And By Forgetting To Put The Lid Back Down.

When You're Dead You Don't Have A Mental Problem.

It's Too Easy To Do A Patriotic-themed Show To Crawl Into People's Hearts And Minds.

The Most Important Word In American, In Western Culture, Is "i."

It's Better To Be An Octopus Than A Fish. If An Octopus Loses A Tentacle To A Predator, The Octopus Will Survive With Seven Tentacles Left For Itself.