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Happy New Year Everbody! And Remember: Be Kind To Eachother.

I'm In A Weird Band. We've Done Very Well. The American Dream Is Alive And Well.

I'm Aware, As A Sane Person, That I'm Not The Best-looking Guy In The World. I'm Aware Of It. But When I Go Into A Party, I Will Walk Out With Your Girlfriend.

The Most Important Word In American, In Western Culture, Is "i."

It's Easy To Be Drowned Out By The Crowd, But To Thine Own Self Be True, Say I, No Matter What Everybody Says, No Matter What The Popular Vibe Is.