Little Did I Know That There's Nothing

I Don't Want To Grow Old Gracefully. I Want To Put Up A Bit Of A Fight.

It Gets Harder Every Day To Get Out Of Bed. I Don't Feel Like It Loads Of The Time. It Is Only My Exercise Routine Which Wakes Me Up.

I Met My Darling Wife Wilnelia In 1980 When We Were On The Judging Panel For The Miss World Contest At The Royal Albert Hall. With Two Ex-wives And Five Daughters, I Thought I Wouldn't Be Involved With Anyone For A Long Time - If Ever. Winnie Was So Gorgeous, My Jaw Dropped - And It's A Big Jaw To Drop.

I'm Not Even Really A Joke-teller. I Can Do Ad-lib And Banter, But I Don't Do Jokes.

When I Was In The Business As A Young Performer, It Was A Recognised Fact That When You Got To 60 You Were Out, Because There'd Be A New Crop Of Comics Coming Up All The Time, Every 10 Years Or So.