Literary Criticism Now Is All Pranks And

In New Situations, I Look Carefully At Appearances. In Familiar Ones, I Glance.

Call On Literary Convention, And It Will Gladly Tell Your Story For You.

Many Pains Are Imaginary, But All Joys Are Real.

Good Places For Aphorisms: In Fortune Cookies, On Bumper Stickers, And On Banners Flying Over The Palace Of Free Advice.

Boredom Makes Me Sleepy Or Restless.