Like Building A House, Travel Always Costs

The Only People Who Never Fail Are Those Who Never Try

Believe Me, Nothing Is So Calculated To Lose You Audience Sympathy As Too Many Tears. Move Your Listeners All You Can But Let Them Do The Crying.

That Is What Is So Marvelous About Europe; The People Long Ago Learned That Space And Beauty And Quiet Refuges In A Great City, Where Children May Play And Old People Sit In The Sun, Are Of Far More Value To The Inhabitants Than Real Estate Taxes And Contractors' Greed.

Art, We Are Told, Is A Criterion Of One's Taste. How Humiliating, Should Our Taste Turn Out To Be Bad. Rather As Though We Were Caught Stark Naked With A Poor Figure.

I Always Felt That The Boiled Potato, Not The Tudor Rose, Should Be The National Emblem.