Like A Guide Dog, Paintings Help You

The Trouble With Jogging Is That The Ice Falls Out Of Your Glass.

Show Business Is Just Like High School, Except You Get Paid.

Having Children Is Like Having A Bowling Alley Installed In Your Brain.

Its Hard To Decide If Tv Makes Morons Out Of Everyone, Or If It Mirrors Americans Who Really Are Morons To Begin With

I Sometimes Question Whether I'm Even An Artist Or Just A Painter.