To Be Able To Get Up And

In The Eyes Of My Dog, I'm A Man.

The Trouble With Jogging Is That The Ice Falls Out Of Your Glass.

I Sometimes Question Whether I'm Even An Artist Or Just A Painter.

Yeah, I Just Finished A Novel. Man Those Things Take Forever To Read.

Music Helps Set A Romantic Mood. Imagine Her Surprise When You Say, "we Don't Need A Stereo - I Have An Accordion."