Life's Perhaps The Only Riddle That We

Bless Your Heart, They Don't Mind--they're Exceedingly Kind-- They Don't Blame You--as Long As You're Funny!

I Often Think It's Comical How Nature Always Does Contrive That Every Boy And Every Gal That's Born Into The World Alive Is Either A Little Liberal Or Else A Little Conservative!

My Family Pride Is Something Inconceivable. I Can't Help It. I Was Born Sneering.

Man Is Nature's Sole Mistake.

Though I'm Anything But Clever, I Could Talk Like That Forever.