Life's Perhaps The Only Riddle That We

A Popular Speaker, However Unpopular And Insignificant, Has Only To Wind Up His Speech With Half-a-dozen Lines Of Shakespeare (and To Make It Clearly Understood That They Are Shakespeare's) And He Will Sit Down Amid Thunders Of Applause.

Darwinian Man, Though Well-behaved, At Best Is Only A Monkey Shaved.

Utopia's Quite Another Land; In Her Enterprising Movements, She Is England--with Improvements

A Man Is But An Ass Who Fights In A Cuirass

There's Fish In The Sea, No Doubt Of It, As Good As Ever Came Out Of It.