Life's Perhaps The Only Riddle That We

A Policeman's Lot Is Not A Happy One

Oh, I Am A Cook And A Captain Bold, And The Mate Of The Nancybrig, And A Bos'sun Tight, And A Midshipmite, And The Crew Of The Captain's Gig!

What Though I Cannot Meet My Bills? What Though I Suffer Toothache's Ills? What Though I Swallow Countless Pills?

It Isn't So Much What's On The Table That Matters, As What's On The Chairs.

I Am A Child Of Nature, And Take After My Mother.