Life's Perhaps The Only Riddle That We

If Your Master Is Surly, From Getting Up Early (and Tempers Are Short In The Morning), An Inopportune Joke Is Enough To Provoke Him To Give You, At Once, A Month's Warning.

He Did Nothing In Particular, And Did It Very Well.

There's A Fascination Frantic In A Ruin That's Romantic.

You Must Lie Upon The Daisies And Discourse In Novel Phrases Of Complicated State Of Mind. The Meaning Doesn't Matter If It's Only Idle Chatter Of A Transcendental Kind.

So I Fell In Love With A Rich Attorney's Elderly Ugly Daughter.