I See No Objection To Stoutness, In

I Am A Courtier Grave And Serious Who Is About To Kiss Your Hand: Try To Combine A Pose Imperious With A Demeanour Nobly Bland.

I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major General

No Good Play Is A Success; Fine Writing And High Morals Are Useless On The Stage. I Have Been Scribbling Twaddle For Thirty-five Years To Suit The Public Taste, And I Should Know.

A Policeman's Lot Is Not A Happy One

Wherever Valor True Is Found, True Modesty Will There Abound.