Life's A Pudding Full Of Plums.

He Led His Regiment From Behind. He Found It Less Exciting.

I Love My Fellow Creatures - I Do All The Good I Can - Yet Everybody Says I'm Such A Disagreeable Man!

Though I'm Anything But Clever, I Could Talk Like That Forever.

I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major General

As Is Gloriously Sung In The Gilbert And Sullivan Operetta "h.m.s. Pinafore," In The Words Of W. S. Gilbert: "things Are Seldom As They Seem, Skim Milk Masquerades As Cream."