Life, We Learn Too Late, Is In

There Are Two Things In Ordinary Conversation Which Ordinary People Dislike - Information And Wit

He Flung Himself From The Room, Flung Himself Upon His Horse And Rode Madly Off In All Directions.

The Great Man... Walks Across His Century And Leaves The Marks Of His Feet All Over It, Ripping Out The Dates On His Goloshes As He Passes.

The Attempt To Make The Consumption Of Beer Criminal Is As Silly And As Futile As If You Passed A Law To Send A Man To Jail For Eating Cucumber Salad.

It Is Difficult To Be Funny And Great At The Same Time. Aristophanes And Moliere And Mark Twain Must Sit Below Aristotle And Bossuet And Emerson.