Life, We Learn Too Late, Is In

The Tears Of Childhood Fall Fast And Easily, And Evil Be To Him Who Makes Them Flow.

It Is Difficult To Be Funny And Great At The Same Time. Aristophanes And Moliere And Mark Twain Must Sit Below Aristotle And Bossuet And Emerson.

Professors Of Theory Merely Hold Post-mortems.

Any Two Meals At A Boarding-house Are Together Less Than Two Square Meals.

Anybody Who Has Listened To Certain Kinds Of Music, Or Read Certain Kinds Of Poetry, Or Heard Certain Kinds Of Performances On The Concertina, Will Admit That Even Suicide Has Its Brighter Aspects.