Life, We Learn Too Late, Is In

The Road Comes To An End Just When It Ought To Be Getting Somewhere. The Passengers Alight, Shaken And Weary, To Begin, All Over Again, Something Else.

Electricity Is Of Two Kinds, Positive And Negative. The Difference Is, I Presume, That One Comes A Little More Expensive, But Is More Durable; The Other Is A Cheaper Thing, But The Moths Get Into It.

You Can Never Have International Peace As Long As You Have National Poverty.

As For Politics, Well, It All Seemed Reasonable Enough. When The Conservatives Got In Anywhere, [judge] Pepperleigh Laughed And Enjoyed It, Simply Because It Does One Good To See A Straight, Fine, Honest Fight Where The Best Man Wins. When A Liberal Got In, It Made Him Mad, And He Said So,-not, Mind You; From Any Political Bias, For His Office Forbid It,-but Simply Because One Can't Bear To See The Country Go Absolutely To The Devil.

My Parents Migrated To Canada In 1876, And I Decided To Go With Them.