Life, We Learn Too Late, Is In

If Every Day In The Life Of A School Could Be The Last Day But One, There Would Be Little Fault To Find With It.

Writing Is Not Hard. Just Get Paper And Pencil, Sit Down, And Write As It Occurs To You. The Writing Is Easy-it's The Occurring That's Hard.

I Am A Great Believer In Luck, And I Find The Harder I Work The More I Have Of It.

Presently I Shall Be Introduced As 'this Venerable Old Gentleman' And The Axe Will Fall When They Raise Me To The Degree Of 'grand Old Man'. That Means On Our Continent Any One With Snow-white Hair Who Has Kept Out Of Jail Till Eighty.

I Detest Life-insurance Agents: They Always Argue That I Shall Some Day Die, Which Is Not So.