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At Some Point In Our Lifetime, Gay Marriage Won't Be An Issue, And Everyone Who Stood Against This Civil Right Will Look As Outdated As George Wallace Standing On The School Steps Keeping James Hood From Entering The University Of Alabama Because He Was Black.

I Didn't Have Time. I Was Too Busy Breaking Up Tom Cruise And Nicole Kidman's Marriage. (on Rumours He Was Responsible For Julia Roberts And Benjamin Bratt's Break-up)

I Probably Wouldn't Be A Good Spokesman For An Electric Car, Because I'll Still Get On A Private Jet, And One Flight On A Private Jet Undoes All My Electric-car Good Deeds.

The Best Lesson My Mom Taught Me Was How To Be Scrappy.

I've Been My Most Happy And My Most Unhappy In Relationships. I Have Family And Friends And People I Care Very Much About. I've Got A Really, Really, Really Good Life.