Life Isn't A Book. There's No Guarantee

Actually, Since I'm Gay I Think I Should Count For Two Guys Instead Of Just One. I Mean, In Me You Get The Male Point Of View And You Don't Have To Worry About Me Wanting To Touch Your Boobies.

Who Knew Hitting My Head And Passing Out Would Be So Much Fun?

I've Loved You For As Long As I Can Remember, And I'm Going To Love You For The Rest Of My Life.

It Was Like I Was Inside A Fishbowl In The Middle Of A Typhoon, And Everyone Else Was On The Outside Cluelessly Enjoying Lovely Weather.

Oh For Craps Sake. You're Not Dying Again, Are You? It's Seriously Inconvenient When You Do That." -aphrodite