Aye, Wumman, If It's Truly Romantic, Then

Oh, God, Shannon. You're Blowing My Mind." Clint's Morning Voice Was Rich With Passion. I Wanted To Correct Him And Explain That It Wasn't His Mind I Was Blowing, But My Mother Had Taught Me It Was Impolite To Speak When One's Mouth Was Full.

You Know How It Is With Cats: They Don't Really Have Owners, They Have Staff.

He's Not The Brightest Crayola In The Pack.

What If All I'd Ever Known Was How It Had Been For The Past Three Years - Me Being An Unwanted Outsider In My Own Family? I Might Have Turned Out Like Aphrodite, And I Might Still Be Letting My Parents Control Me Because I Was Hoping Desperately That I Would Be Good Enough, Make Them Proud, So That Some Day They Would Really Love Me.

What Dark Secrets Do You Keep Hidden From The World? Where Would You Go If No One Could Find You? What Would You Do If No One Could See You?