Life Is Tough, Then You Die.

You Know What I Like About The American Form Of Government? They've Worked Things Out So That You're Never Far From A 7-eleven.

Although The Photographer And The Art Thief Were Close Friends, Neither Had Ever Taken The Other's Picture.

No One Ever Says, 'it's Only A Game' When Their Team Is Winning.

With Humans It's Abortion, But With Chickens It's An Omelet.

Just When I Discovered The Meaning Of Life, They Changed It.