Life Is Too Short For Men To

I Believe In Michelangelo, Velasquez, And Rembrandt; In The Might Of Design, The Mystery Of Color, The Redemption Of All Things By Beauty Everlasting, And The Message Of Art That Has Made These Hands Blessed. Amen. Amen.

Justice Is Justice Though It's Always Delayed And Finally Done Only By Mistake.

Use Your Health, Even To The Point Of Wearing It Out.

I Find That The Moment I Let A Woman Make Friends With Me, She Becomes Jealous, Exacting, Suspicious, And A Damned Nuisance. I Find That The Moment I Let Myself Make Friends With A Woman, I Become Selfish And Tyrannical.

Americans Adore Me And Will Go On Adoring Me Until I Say Something Nice About Them.