Life Is Too Short For Men To

Violence Is The Repartee Of The Illiterate.

A Photographer Is Like A Cod, Which Produces A Million Eggs In Order That One May Reach Maturity.

A Drama Critic Is A Man Who Leaves No Turn Unstoned.

Find Enough Clever Things To Say, And You're A Prime Minister; Write Them Down And You're A Shakespeare.

Let A Short Act Of Parliament Be Passed, Placing All Street Musicians Outside The Protection Of The Law, So That Any Citizen May Assail Them With Stones, Sticks, Knives, Pistols Or Bombs Without Incurring Any Penalties.