It's Easier To Replace A Dead Man

Man Is The Only Animal Which Esteems Itself Rich In Proportion To The Number And Voracity Of Its Parasites.

Get Married, But Never To A Man Who Is Home All Day.

It Is Assumed That The Woman Must Wait, Motionless, Until She Is Wooed. That Is How The Spider Waits For The Fly.

The British Are Apt To Make Merits Of Their Stupidities, And To Represent Their Various Incapacities As Points Of Good Breeding.

Dancing Is A Perpendicular Expression Of A Horizontal Desire.