Life Is Short And So Is Money.

Recently My Fingers Have Developed A Prejudice Against Comparatives. They All Follow This Pattern: A Squirrel Is Smaller Than A Tree; A Bird Is More Musical Than A Tree. Each Of Us Is The Strongest One In His Or Her Own Skin. Characteristics Should Take Off Their Hats To One Another, Instead Of Spitting In Each Other's Faces.

Come In, Dear Wind, And Be Our Guest You Too Have Neither Home Nor Rest.

A Good Soldier Has His Heart And Soul In It. When He Receives An Order, He Gets A Hard On, And When He Drives His Lance Through His Enemy's Guts, He Comes.

The Mill Wheel Turns, It Turns Forever, Though What Is Uppermost Remains Not So.

What A Miserable Thing Life Is: You're In Clover; Only The Clover Isn't Good Enough.