Life Is Not An Exact Science, It

I Do Not Mind Lying, But I Hate Inaccuracy.

Death Is Only A Larger Kind Of Going Abroad.

Our Minds Want Clothes As Much As Our Bodies.

In Old Times People Used To Try And Square The Circle; Now They Try And Devise Schemes For Satisfying The Irish Nation.

When You've Told Someone That You've Left Them A Legacy The Only Decent Thing To Do Is To Die At Once.