Life Is Not An Exact Science, It

If I Die Prematurely At Any Rate I Shall Be Saved From Being Bored To Death By My Own Success.

Words Are Like Money; There Is Nothing So Useless, Unless When In Actual Use.

Those Who Have Never Had A Father Can At Any Rate Never Know The Sweets Of Losing One. To Most Men The Death Of His Father Is A New Lease Of Life.

Some Men Love Truth So Much That They Seem To Be In Continual Fear Lest She Should Catch A Cold On Overexposure.

A Friend Who Cannot At A Pinch Remember A Thing Or Two That Never Happened Is As Bad As One Who Does Not Know How To Forget.