There Is No Bore Like A Clever

For Truth Is Precious And Divine, Too Rich A Pearl For Carnal Swine.

Let Man Be True And Every God A Liar.

A Lawyer's Dream Of Heaven: Every Man Reclaimed His Property At The Resurrection, And Each Tried To Recover It From All His Forefathers.

We All Like To Forgive, And Love Best Not Those Who Offend Us Least, Nor Who Have Done Most For Us, But Those Who Make It Most Easy For Us To Forgive Them.

Half The Vices Which The World Condemns Most Loudly Have Seeds Of Good In Them And Require Moderate Use Rather Than Total Abstinence.