There Is No Bore Like A Clever

Christ And The Church: If He Were To Apply For A Divorce On The Grounds Of Cruelty, Adultery And Desertion, He Would Probably Get One.

My Main Wish Is To Get My Books Into Other People's Rooms, And To Keep Other People's Books Out Of Mine.

They Say The Test Of Literary Power Is Whether A Man Can Write An Inscription. I Say, "can He Name A Kitten?"

Books Are Like Imprisoned Souls Till Someone Takes Them Down From A Shelf And Frees Them.

To Know God Better Is Only To Realize How Impossible It Is That We Should Ever Know Him At All. I Know Not Which Is More Childish To Deny Him, Or Define Him.