Life Is Meaningless Unless You Bring Meaning

Be Brave Enough To Live Creatively . . . What You'll Discover Will Be Wonderful: Yourself.

Laugh At Yourself, But Don't Ever Aim Your Doubt At Yourself.

I Used To Be A Catholic. I Left Because I Object To Conversion By Concussion. If You Don't Agree With What They Teach, You Get Clobbered Over The Head Until You Do. All That Does Is Change The Shape Of The Head.

Musicals Are Hard For Me Because I Got Thrown Out Of The Glee Club In High School, Because I Couldn't Sing In Tune At The Time. I Can Sing In Tune Now, But I Have To Work Really Hard On It To Make Sure That I Don't Exercise One Of My Great Talents, Which Is The Ability To Sing In Three Keys At The Same Time.

Jean Paul Sartre Says In "no Exit" That Hell Is Other People. Well, Our Task In Life Is To Make It Heaven. Or At Least Earth.