Life Is Made Up Of Sobs, Sniffles,

The Magi, As You Know, Were Wise Men Wonderfully Wise Men Who Brought Gifts To The Babe In The Manger. They Invented The Art Of Giving Christmas Presents.

Hospitality In The Prairie Country Is Not Limited. Even If Your Enemy Passes Your Way, You Must Feed Him Before You Shoot Him.

History Is Bright And Fiction Dull With Homely Men Who Have Charmed Women.

Those Whom We First Love We Seldom Marry

A Story With A Moral Appended Is Like The Bill Of A Mosquito. It Bores You, And Then Injects A Stinging Drop To Irritate Your Conscience.