Life Is Like Sex. It’s Not Always

I Laugh When I End Up On The Worst-dressed Lists. I'm Not Trying To Be Fashionable. I Know I'm Kind Of A Cartoon Character. Do People Honestly Think I'm Wearing A Kafkan In Order To Be Fashionable?

It's Sad To See That Something You Have Done Or The Decisions That You Have Made Affect Your Children In A Negative Way.

As You May Know, Kfc Is Under Worldwide Pressure To Eliminate Its Cruelest Abuses Of Chickens, Such As Cutting The Beaks Off Baby Birds; Breeding Chickens To Grow So Large, So Quickly That Many Suffer Crippling Injuries; And Slitting The Birds' Throats Or Dropping Them Into Tanks Of Scalding-hot Water While They Are Still Alive And Able To Feel Pain.

I Told Hugh Hefner, "i Have This Crazy Boyfriend." And Hef Was Like, "you're Not Going Anywhere With A Crazy Boyfriend," And So He Put Me In A Mansion In Bel-air With An Opera Singing Chinese Maid, And I Was Driving A Bentley, And A Friend Of Mine Came By And Was Like, "what Is Going On? Why Are You Living In This Mansion?" And I Was Like, "isn't This What Happens When People Move To La?

I Thought, 'if You're Going To Be On Tv, And If You're Going To Be Out And Glamorous, The Natural Look Can Stay At Home.'