Life Is Just The Time Between Crapping

I Want To Work For Myself, And I Do Work For Myself. I Make Plenty Of Money Working For Myself.

Wearing Crocs Is Like Getting Blown By A Dude. It Feels Great Until You Look Down And Realize You're Gay.

I Don't Normally Vote. I'm Lazy And I Never Bought Into The Every Vote Counts.

Whoever Is For Higher Taxes, Feel Free To Pay Higher Taxes.

I Spoke To My Dad, And He Said It Took Close To 90 Dollars To Raise Me. But That Was Me And My Sister, And My Sister Moved Out When She Was 16, So Sometimes It Can Knock You Up To Triple Digits To Raise A Kid.