Life Is Just The Time Between Crapping

When You're Doing A Radio Show, You Can Express Yourself.

Rich People Don't Pay Taxes? Of Course They Pay Taxes - They Pay Tons In Taxes. They Pay For Everyone Else Who Doesn't Pay Taxes.

I Saw A Commercial For The Maxi Pads For The Bigger Gals They're Making Now. That Was A Nice Visual While I Was Eating.

The Reason Why You Know More Funny Dudes Than Funny Chicks Is That Dudes Are Funnier Than Chicks.

I Had Two Thoughts About It. One Was I Could Do That, And The Next One Was I'll Never Get To Do That.