Life Is Just The Time Between Crapping

I Didn't Have Any Success In Show Business Until I Was 30 To 31 Years Of Age.

If You Are Tuning In Just For The Show, You're Going To Be Sorely Disappointed.

Speaking Of Sleeping Bags, Has Anything Ever Had A Less Creative Name?

I Give Women Two Types Of Orgasms. Fake And None.

I'm A Doofus From The Valley, A Blue-collar Guy.