Life Is Just The Time Between Crapping

You Don't Realize How Much You Use Your Credit Card Not Even To Buy Things. It's A Card You Get So You Can Navigate Society.

If The Media Isnt Slanted Toward The Left, Why Is Everyone So Worried About My Affiliation With Glenn Beck But Not With Alec Baldwin?

When I Fart My Ass Makes A Trumpet Sound That Heralds The Arrival Of The Smell.

When You Do Television, There's More To Do, And When You Do New Television, There's A Lot More To Do, Especially When You Don't Have Partner. I Miss Not Having That Person.

I Could Definitely See Myself Making A Serious Movie Or A Drama In The Future.