I've Always Boxed, I Always Taught Boxing.

I Don't Burn Any Calories Trying To Be Masculine; I Just Happen To Be From That World.

The Reason Why You Know More Funny Dudes Than Funny Chicks Is That Dudes Are Funnier Than Chicks.

If Women Built The Bridges Or Were Meant To Build The Bridges, Then They Would Have Done It.

I Don't Think I've Ever Seen Pie Advertised. That's How You Know It's Good. They Advertise Ice Cream And Other Desserts. They Advertise The Bejeeezus Out Of Yogurt, But I Haven't Seen One Pie Commercial.

Should Women Be On Any Pills Besides Birth Control? We Should Just Give Them All Sugar Pills For Everything, They're So Suggestible.