Life Is Full Of Amusement To An

The Advertisements In A Newspaper Are More Full Knowledge In Respect To What Is Going On In A State Or Community Than The Editorial Columns Are.

There Are Many Troubles Which You Cannot Cure By The Bible And The Hymn-book, But Which You Can Cure By A Good Perspiration And A Breath Of Fresh Air.

God's Men Are Better Than The Devil's Men, And They Ought To Act As Though They Thought They Were.

When A Man Says That He Is Perfect Already, There Is Only One Of Two Places For Him, And That Is Heaven Or The Lunatic Asylum.

Children Are Unpredictable. You Never Know What Inconsistency They Are Going To Catch You In Next.