Stem Cells Are Like Toenail Clippings With

The Most Ineffective Workers Are Systematically Moved To The Place Where They Can Do The Least Damage: Management.

In The Future, Airplanes Will Be Flown By A Dog And A Pilot. And The Dog's Job Will Be To Make Sure That If The Pilot Tries To Touch Any Of The Buttons, The Dog Bites Him.

If You Want To Kill An Idea Without Being Identified As The Assassin, Suggest That The Legal Department Take A Look At It.

If Free Will Exists, Why Do The Tallest Candidates With The Best Hair Usually Win Elections ?

I Should Have Written That Down. - Dilbert