Life Is A Waste Of Time And

A Friend Is Nothing But A Known Enemy.

I Sing And Play The Guitar, And I'm A Walking, Talking Bacterial Infection.

I Would Like To Get Rid Of The Homophobes, Sexists, And Racists In Our Audience. I Know They're Out There And It Really Bothers Me.

My Mother Always Tried To Keep A Little Bit Of British Culture In Our Family. We'd Drink Tea All The Time!

My Mother Encouraged Me To Be Artistic. It Was Written In A Contract At An Early Age That I Would Be An Artist.