I Wanted To Be In A Punk

Practice Makes Perfect, But Nobody's Perfect, So Why Practice?

I've Always Quit Jobs Without Telling The Employer That I Was Quitting; I Just Wouldn't Show Up One Day.

When I Heard The Pixies For The First Time, I Connected With That Band So Heavily I Should Have Been In That Band - Or At Least In A Pixies Cover Band.

Humans Are Stupid. I'm Ashamed To Be Human.

I'm A Spokesman For Myself. It Just So Happens That There's A Bunch Of People That Are Concerned With What I Have To Say. I Find That Frightening At Times Because I'm Just As Confused As Most People. I Don't Have The Answers For Anything.