Life Is A Series Of Commas, Not

My Whole Family Are Hams. They're Storytellers And Everyone Outdoes The Next One.

Life Is A Series Of Commas, Not Periods.

I Personally Don't Like To Go See Romantic Comedies. But People Do Want To See Them, And They Seem To Want To See Me In Them.

Vanity Is Great Motivation, To Be Fair.

There Shall Be Weeping And Gnashing Of Teeth.