Life Is A Series Of Commas, Not

We Are Things That Labor Under The Illusion Of Having A Self, A Secretion Of Sensory Experience And Feeling, Programmed With Total Assurance That We Are Each Somebody, When In Fact Everybody's Nobody.

I Say To The Paparazzi, 'fellas, Take Your Shot And Go.' It's Just They Usually Find Me On A Beach.

I Know Who I Am. And After All These Years, There's A Victory In That.

My Father – Who I Know Is Up There Right Now, With A Big Pot Of Gumbo, He’s Got A Lemon Meringue Pie, He’s Probably In His Underwear, And He’s Got A Cold Can Of Miller Lite – And He’s Dancing.

There Aren't Many Things That Are Universally Cool, And It's Cool Not To Litter. I'd Never Do It.