Life Is A Comedy When Watching And

Monty Python Paid Me £20,000 To Write, Direct And Assemble Them - The Cheapskates! I Told Them I'd Never Earned Less In A Year Since Leaving Cambridge. The First Show Sold Out In 43 Seconds And We Ended Up Performing Ten In Total. We Had No Idea There Would Be Such Demand.

Pattycake, Pattycake, Baker's Man; Good Morning, Madam, I'm A Psychiatrist

I Won't Read Scripts Because I Have A Limited Amount Of Time. Why Should I Help Other People Do Lame Stuff When I Can Just Go Out And Put On Lame Stuff Of My Own?

I Used To Have A House In London, But Couldn't Face 20 More Years Of St John's Wood In The Rain.

I Think The Special Thing About Python Is That It's A Writers' Commune. The Writers Are In Charge. The Writers Decide What The Material Is.