Life Is A Beautiful, Magnificent Thing, Even

3 Is A Prime, 5 Is A Prime, 7 Is A Prime, 9 Is The Next Prime After 8.

We Might As Well Die As To Go On Living Like This.

Life Laughs At You When You Are Unhappy; Life Smiles At You When You Are Happy; But Life Salutes You When You Make Other Happy.

Brunettes Are Troublemakers. They're Worse Than The Jews.

Anyone Can Make Them Cry, But It Takes A Genius To Make Them Laugh.