Lies Save Trouble Now, But May Return

I Read Here And There In Books, Enjoying The Examples And Ignoring The Argument.

Promiscuity Is Like Never Reading Past The First Page. Monogamy Is Like Reading The Same Book Over And Over.

Irony Dissolves Sentiment, But Occasionally A Sentiment Is Strong Enough To Dissolve Irony.

Opportunity Often Goes Begging. Luck, Never.

My Intentions Go One Way, My Desires Another. Thus I Feel Both Self-indulgent And Deprived.