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Charity Does Not Like Arithmetic; Selfishness Worships It.

When A Modest Man Praises Himself, People Listen.

Work At First Rescues Us, Then Ravages Us.

No Matter How Close Thought Sticks To The Actual, It Follows Its Own Rules.

Austerity Causes Constipation; Excess, Diarrhea.