Eagerness To Please Attracts Bullies And Bores.

True Self Is The Part Of Us That Does Not Change When Circumstances Do.

Discontented Women Dream Of Being Rescued By Prince Charming. Discontented Men Dream Of Finding A Horny Blond In The Back Seat Ofa Taxi.

Boredom, Not The Will, Is The Mother Of Change. Necessity Is The Father.

Austerity Causes Constipation; Excess, Diarrhea.

Sleepy-head Is No Longer Aroused By Tragic Imaginings.