Eagerness To Please Attracts Bullies And Bores.

Life Is Used Up All The Same, Whether We Save, Spend, Or Waste It.

Never Invite To Dinner: Those Who Won't Decide Until The Last Minute; Those Who Come More Than Half An Hour Late; Those Who Want To Bring Along Two Or Three Friends; Drunks; Monologists; Those Who Stay Until Three O'clock In The Morning; Those Who Think That Conversation Means Having An Argument; Those Who Take A High Moral Tone; Those Who Are Stupid, Ugly, Or Dull. Enforcement Of These Rules Will Enable One To Eat Alone Every Night In Comfort.

The Discontented Believe That Their Regrets Are About The Past.

It Is Not Confused. We Are.

Like Love, Destruction Can Be Ecstatic.