Let's Say You're A Garage Mechanic, And

Unless You Took Courses In Architecture, Engineering, Or Pre-med, The Rest Of Your Liberal Arts Education Hardly Prepares You For Life As The Business Warrior And Champion You Envision Yourself To Be.

Rock Bands Are A Lot Like Football Teams: If A Guy Is On Drugs And Messes Up, Get Someone Else Who's Proud To Wear The Uniform And Be Part Of The Team.

The Sad Thing Is Most People Have To Check With Someone Before They Do The Things That Make Them Happy. We're All Passing Through; The Least We Can Do Is Be Happy, And The Only Way To Do That Is By Being Selfish.

You Don't Need Jails, You Get Put A Thousand Miles Into The Middle Of Australia, You Can Go Wherever You Want, Go Ahead, But If You Come Into A City It's Straight To Jail.

William Shakespeare Sounds To Me Like Some Kind Of Faggot.