Let's Play With The Career, If We

If You Put A Van Halen Album In Your Record Collection, It Will Melt All The Rest Of Your Records.

The Problem With Self-improvement Is Knowing When To Quit.

I Used To Have A Drug Problem, But Now I Have Enough Money.

Somebody Asked Me The Question Not Too Long Ago: 'dave, Do You Think The Music Business Has Turned Corrupt.' I Said: 'absolutely Not - It Has Always Been Corrupt.'

Classic Van Halen Made People Want To Dance And F**k. Modern Van Halen Makes You Want To Drink Milk And Drive Foreign Cars.