Let's Have Some New Cliches.

Chaplin Is No Business Man - All He Knows Is That He Can't Take Anything Less.

If You Don't Dissagree With Me, How Will I Know I'm Right?

I Seriously Object To Seeing On The Screen What Belongs In The Bedroom.

The Human Race Is Faced With A Cruel Choice: Work Or Daytime Twittering - Anon Twitter Has Raised Writing To A New Low.

What Nerve. Not Even A Modicum Of Originality.