Let's Have Some New Cliches.

To Hell With The Cost, If It's A Good Story, I'll Make It.

This Music Won't Do. There's Not Enough Sarcasm In It.

The Reason So Many People Turned Up At His Funeral Is That They Wanted To Make Sure He Was Dead.

Chaplin Is No Business Man - All He Knows Is That He Can't Take Anything Less.

Color Television! Bah, I Won't Believe It Until I See It In Black And White.