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I'm Very Much About Letting Other People Shine, Because It Makes Us All Shine Brighter.

There Are No Warning Signs On The Trampoline. The Warning Is The Trampoline.

I Had Sex With A Couple Guys But It Wasn't A Baseball Team. I Saved That For My Twenties.

I Don't Appreciate People Who Celebrate Their Dog's Birthdays With "dog Parties," And Then Invite Their Friends Who Don't Even Have Dogs. I Understand Why People Like Dogs, And I Think They Definitely Bring More To The Table Than Cats Or Those Godforsaken Ferrets, But I Don't Think It's Healthy For People To Treat Their Dogs Like They Are Real People.

I Would Never Get Married While My Father Is Still Alive Because I Wouldn't Want Him To Walk Me Down The Aisle.