Learn Your Lines.' I Want That On

If You Watch 'e.t.' And Say That There Are Holes In The Story Because This Alien Lands, Then Don't Go To The Movie! It Drives Me Insane.

Tv Tends To Look For The Living Equivalents Of Squeaky-clean Kens And Barbies, But With My Dial I'm More Like Ken's Dirty Old Uncle.

I Like To Be In Waiting Rooms With People As They're Auditioning, Because Their Terror Calms Me.

I Wanted To Be Red Barber, Mel Allen Or Howard Cosell. I Loved Their Personalities And All Of Their Sounds.

Learn Your Lines.' I Want That On My Gravestone.