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Good Food, Good Sex, Good Digestion, Good Sleep: To These Basic Animal Pleasures, Man Has Added Nothing But The Good Cigarette.

Neurotic: Someone Who Can Go From The Bottom To The Top, And Back Again, Without Ever Once Touching The Middle.

With Men, As With Women, The Main Struggle Is Between Vanity And Comfort; But With Men, Comfort Often Wins.

The Neurotic Usually Obeys His Own Golden Rule: Hate Thy Neighbor As Thyself.

You Will Turn Over Many A Futile New Leaf Till You Learn We Must All Write On Scratched-out Pages.