Law Number Xxxii: Hiring Consultants To Conduct

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The Best Way To Make A Silk Purse From A Sow's Ear Is To Begin With A Silk Sow. The Same Is True Of Money.

Law Number Xxix: Executives Who Do Not Produce Successful Results Hold On To Their Jobs Only About Five Years. Those Who Produce Effective Results Hang On About Half A Decade.

Law Number Xvi: In The Year 2054, The Entire Defense Budget Will Purchase Just One Aircraft. This Aircraft Will Have To Be Shared By The Air Force And Navy 3-1/2 Days Each Per Week Except For Leap Year, When It Will Be Made Available To The Marines For The Extra Day.

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