Law Number Xxxii: Hiring Consultants To Conduct

Fools Rush In Where Incumbents Fear To Tread.

Too Often Technology Is Perceived As The Problem Rather Than The Solution; As Something To Be Avoided Rather Than Embraced. This Is About As Logical As My Daughter's Observing, While Our Family Was Driving Through An Unfamiliar City, "trying To Read A Map While Driving Causes All The Traffic Lights To Turn Green."

Law Number Ix: Acronyms And Abbreviations Should Be Used To The Maximum Extent Possible To Make Trivial Ideas Profound ... Q.e.d.

A Revised Schedule Is To Business What A New Season Is To An Athlete Or A New Canvas To An Artist.

By The Time Of The United States Tricentennial, There Will Be More Government Workers Than There Are Workers.